Another Meme to Pass the Time

A meme tag from Ms. Monkeythong. I figure this should keep everybody entertained for a while. As always, tags are open-source.

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What were you doing 10 years ago?
Hmmm...a lot of drugs. Drinking way too much MD 20/20, Thunderbird, and Colt 45. I think I lost my virginity in December of 1995. Can't remember her name, but I know it was at a party in some abandoned farmhouse in Buckingham County, Virginia. Hoping I never ended up in prison.

What were you doing one year ago?
Hmmm...well, probably planning a getaway to my grandmother's house in Virginia.

Five snacks you enjoy:
I don't really snack. Yogurt maybe?

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
1. "Jockey Full of Bourbon" by Tom Waits
2. "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones
3. "Jackson" by Johnny Cash/June Carter
4. "Mannish Boy" by Muddy Waters
5. "Rambling Man" by Hank Williams

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Pay off student loans.
2. Pay off a random stranger's student loans.
3. Kepp a hundred grand for myself.
4. Give half of the remainder to domestic charitable organizations.
5. The remainder to international agencies.

Five bad habits:
1. Drinking too much coffee.
2. I smoke like a chimney.
3. I tend to talk too much.
4. I read too much.
5. I complain about other people complaining.

Five things you like doing:
1. Waking up in the morning.
2. Watching the sun come up.
3. I enjoy a nice Scotch every once and a while.
4. I am the Thrift Store King
5. Hitting up a good diner for coffee.

Five things you would never wear again:
No clue...odds are, I would wear it again. Except the mohawk.

Five favorite toys:
1. My 18 v. cordless drill
2. My cheap-ass guitar
3. My lucky Zippo
4. Legos
5. Do the outdoors count as a toy? Close enough.