Tuesday, February 03, 2009

RUMORS OF MY DEMISE...
Illin' Like a Villain


OXFORD, Ohio (ZP) -- I sure get the flu a lot.

At least once a year.

Goddammit.

Once I finish my "Virus Removal" regimen of elderberry tea, orange juice, and enough dried acai/edamame, flavonoid-rich trail mix to kill this motherfucker dead, I'll return to blogging.

Seriously, right now, approximately 40 percent of everyone I know in Oxford Fucking Ohio is recovering from either the flu, severe sinus infections, strep, or some other foul thing.

That's the lovely thing about living and working in a tiny college town - illness travels fast.

Back to bed for me.

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

It has been a bad winter and that's translating to more illness as well. I had something terrible on Christmas Eve & Christmas Day, and that was just the first wave of it all...

Get Well Soon!

Unknown said...

Ouch dude. Hope the regimen works.

Xmichra said...

Hope you feel better soon.

A. Rivera said...

Hope you are feeling better soon. Here, it (flu, sinus infections, so on) have been going around as well. I had to struggle with a bit of a bout myself, and colleagues seem to be falling like the proverbial flies. Hang in there.

Best, and keep on blogging.

The ZenFo Pro said...

ALL:

Thanks so much! Doing better!