This sums up my morning. 'Nuff said.
Nothing like emergency bibliographic assistance at the asscrack of dawn.
But, hey, when computer files crash, somebody has to be willing to get outta bed and help.
I think this is probably a better approach to marketing libraries than those outdated READ posters.
Um...yeah. You know why I dropped my American Library Association membership?
Check out Reasons No. 665, 666, and 667.
What the fuck do celebrity reading patterns have to do with promoting 21st century libraries???
Sure, people dig a good book. I've even been known to read one every once and while. But c'mon...how about something other than books, for Chrissakes?
Britney Spears is supposed to save my profession's ass? She can't even remember to put a seatbelt on her kid. Orlando Bloom pitching Lord of the Rings? Sounds like somebody had a very saavy publicist- and it sure wasn't the ALA.
Bill Gates? Not even gonna go there. Having him pose with a Hemingway novel is sorta like asking Donald Rumsfeld to pose with a copy of the UN charter.
No girlfriends were actually stolen in the making of this poster.