Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
ERIC HERMAN, Staff Reporter
March 17, 2006
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody...
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Okay, I've had bad break-ups before.
But...uh...never had the desire to cut off my own penis, nor have I ever had the desire to fling it at law enforcement officials.