Sunday, March 19, 2006

Just One Word...
Dumbass

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers
ERIC HERMAN, Staff Reporter
Chicago Sun-Times
March 17, 2006

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody...


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Okay, I've had bad break-ups before.

But...uh...never had the desire to cut off my own penis, nor have I ever had the desire to fling it at law enforcement officials.

7 comments:

Stacy said...

Frighteningand disturbing.

Yea guys shouldn't do that.

The ZenFo Pro said...

Lol...I agree :)

Not a big fan of the whole "Cut Off You Wang and Throw Knives for Love" style of romance...

shayna said...

Holy Crap... that would be like me cutting off my breast and flinging it at a cop... NO WAY!!!!

No man or woman is worth that... :)

G said...

You'd think he'd want to have that for when he gets over the relationship, or whatever it was that put him in that rage. Just think of the rage that future sexual frustration casued by this one act of stupididty may inspire in the guy. Yeah, they can reattach it, but I'd imaging it will never feel quite the same. That and I'd imagine women can't be turned on by that kind of a scar. What a dumbass.

Cowgirl said...

I agree with Shayna. That's a little too extreme.

I would have hated to be the EMS on that call!

The ZenFo Pro said...

Shayna:
Yup. Very disturbing shit.

G:
Lol...yeah, but idiots are idiots. And yeah, that's the ultimate nerve killer, dude.

Cowgirl:
At least someone picked it up. I would've been tempted to leave it.

Let said...

How did I miss this one? Of all the things to cut off, I doubt I'd start there if I were a guy. What a dork.