Tuesday, April 04, 2006

"Cajun Guys Call Boobs Beignets Right?":
Random Texting, Birthdays, and Google Indexing

OXFORD, Ohio (ZP) -- Okay, that's a completely random post title.

Somebody sent that sentence as a text message Friday night. I have no clue who sent it to me.

I found it on my phone this morning.

To answer the question: no, Cajuns don't call boobs beignets. A beignet is a rather plump, fried doughnut. A woman's boobs have a lot fewer calories.

I have this horrible visual of an Accadian version of Homer Simpson, staring at a woman's chest and going "Mmmm...beignet."

If I can get myself out of the fetal position, I should be able to force that awful image from my mind.

Really have to check those things more often...


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So why oh why do I have a picture of a Gibson ES-175 embedded in this post?

Have you ever heard the tones that resonate from this sucker? Gig it up to a Marshall stack, and you're ready to roll. I played a decent clone of this guitar last Christmas; I'd probably neuter myself with a spork to be able to afford the real thing.

Perfect gift for birthday travels on a Music Highway.

Happy birthday, Shayna! And I bet you thought I'd forget...

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Since Cooper brought up the concept of keywords associated with blogs, I wanted to give Google's indexing monkeys something interesting to play with.

Give it a month. Somebody's going to search for "librarian boobs Cajun Beignets ." There are, after all, some sick bastards out there.

Please. Way too many people take blogging too seriously.

How the hell do you think people find your blog? CNN?

13 comments:

cooper said...

LOL,

great present for Shayna I'm sure she will love it.

You mean they don't f ind my blog through CNN? ;(

shayna said...

Oh... since I did my post about sex toys... I have noticed people dropping in through my sitemeter... googling some very naughty things... and the end up on my site. LOL!

Jason... I love my present... love it! sending you a virtual (((kiss)))

Cowgirl said...

Sorry I couldn't resist this after your comment about the beignets and boobs.

"Tastes great, less filling." OMG did I just say that?! LOL

Must be all the partying I have been doing over at Shayna's...

The ZenFo Pro said...

Cooper:
Lol...

Well, your blog I just found through a vision from God, chica :)


Shayna:
Sex toys...lol.

You are very welcome, hon.

I get a virtual kiss?!? Damn...I need to give women guitars more often ;)

Cowgirl:
LMAO.

Yeah, its the wall-o-booze she posted. And the ass-grabbing pic.

Cowgirl said...

Bad combination. But so much fun. LOL

The ZenFo Pro said...

Cowgirl:
Lol...

So are boobs and beignets...

Both however seem to go well with powdered sugar, though ;)


Err...

This thread has gone completely junior high..

snoopdon said...

Yep, I posted an innocent blog on boobs a while back and people were able to find me using the phrase "boob club." I knew I had arrived.

Ting said...

hehe..... didn't know what 'Accadian' meant, so searched on google, and this is what I found:

http://www.painetworks.com/photos/fa/fa1275.JPG

Sorry, I guess I'm not helping you getting the image out of your head. ^_^

Miz BoheMia said...

There are some sickos out there! Someone found me through this search:

grandmother who likes young boys to fuck

I don't even wanna know! MY GOD!

cooper said...

ewwwwww

Jason you have some very weird readers......

Jason will have serches for bidet boobs soon and

The ZenFo Pro said...

Snoop:
Its fascinating what people search for, isn't it?

Ting:
Hmmm...you look very familiar...

Do I know you? Maybe your husband?

;) I am a cheeky devil, I know...

MizB:
LMAO. One of my first posts I used the FAQ to answer e-mails. Not a good idea, because of the use of Q in the English spelling of Arabic words...

Still get searches for faqing pics...lol


Cooper:
I already emailed to ask what you were getting at with this one...lol...still no clue, chica. No clue ;)

Wierd readers? Me?

zydeco fish said...

"librarian boobs Cajun Beignets"

That'll be me, sadly.

The ZenFo Pro said...

ZF:

A ha! I knew it! Never trust a fish who blogs ;)